a Sonnet to DashPass
Oh DashPass, how do I love thee? Let me count
The ways that thou hast made dismissal a breeze:
With just a tap, my child’s school is bound
To know that I am there to pick with ease.
No more waiting in long and winding lines,
No more fumbling for my ID and name,
With DashPass, my arrival swiftly shines,
And my child is delivered safe and tame.
But not just ease and convenience it brings,
For safety and security it ensures,
Only authorized parents get the wings
To pick up their kids, no need for worries.
Oh DashPass, I sing thy praises high,
My love for thee will never, ever die.
Ode to DashPass
(Verse 1)
Oh, DashPass, you’re the system we need
For our school to thrive, and to succeed
With your geofencing and notifications
You’re the automated dismissal system for the entire nation!
(Chorus)
DashPass, DashPass
You make dismissal so safe, so fast
With your security that’s top-notch
Our children are in good hands, thanks a lot
(Verse 2)
You’re so easy to use, just a scan and go
No more long lines, no more hassle, no more woe
Only authorized individuals can pick up our kids
Your detailed record-keeping, gives us peace and bliss
(Chorus)
DashPass, DashPass
You make our school so safe, so fast
With your security that’s top-notch
Our children are in good hands, thanks a lot
(Bridge)
You’re a triumph of technology
An innovation for our society
DashPass, we’re grateful for thee
You’re the answer to our dismissal’s safety
(Chorus)
DashPass, DashPass
You make dismissal so safe, so fast
With your security that’s top-notch
Our children are in good hands, thanks a lot.
Jingle
DashPass, DashPass, it’s the way to go
For automated dismissal, don’t you know?
With a simple scan, you’ll be on your way
Security and safety every single day
(Chorus)
DashPass, DashPass, it’s the name to trust
For our children’s safety, it’s a must
Only authorized pickups, it’s easy to see
DashPass, DashPass, it’s the system to be
(Bridge)
Advanced geofencing and manual release
DashPass is what our school expects
No more long lines, no more wait
DashPass, DashPass, it’s really great!
(Chorus)
DashPass, DashPass, it’s the name to trust
For our children’s safety, it’s a must
Only authorized pickups, it’s easy to see
DashPass, DashPass, it’s the system to be
(Outro)
So if you want a system that’s fast and secure
DashPass is the answer, that’s for sure
It’s the jingle that we sing with glee
DashPass, DashPass, it’s the way to be!
